An Ode to Wrestling

Homoerotic men in tights,
Staging truly awful fights.
It’s all so bad I’d call the cops,
If they weren’t already used as props.
Big sweaty men with grimacing faces,
carrying on, how very tasteless.
It’s a shame the children love it,
Those with a brain cell are above it.
Prancing around the ring once more,
Hugging and kissing on the floor.
Some of you think it’s rather fun,
So I’ll lay off right now, I’m done.
April 7th, 2006 at 11:48 am
You love it
April 8th, 2006 at 7:53 am
Tasteless? How can you say that about a sport that has bra and panty matches? I generally try not to insult anything that has people who could probably kill me with their bare hands…
April 16th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Hahaha…Keith’s comment was funny. Most of the guys I wrestled with were atleast 6′8….so really..I didn’t fuck with any of them